Thursday, December 01, 2005

What I want for Christmas

The Kenneth Cole AIDS Day t-shirt.



The gold-plated cokespoon01

And I'll have the first one shipped to whomever in the Vatican still believes using a condom is a mortal sin.
And the second one hung from the pinetrees around Turin -- the winter Olympics being the best way to call the attention to a local growing pain. Well, it's been a problem for the past 60 years or so: check the phonebook under, I don't know, "automobiles"?

By the way, cokespoon01 is the replica of the cap of the cheapest pen you can possibly buy in Italy. So blase'. Like drinking champagne out of plastic cups.

Makes me wanna throw up all the Krug and diamonds I just downed.

And this, I warn you, is as frivolous as my blog will EVER be. Now back to the usual gloom and jazz. Know you love it!

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